Fur Partners
Hazel - Chief Bark-keeping Officer
Guardian of the books and barker of last-minute reminders.
TJ - Emotional Support Administrative Assistant
Specializes in morale, vibes, and sitting on important documents.
Sven - Head of Security & Nap Enforcement
Protects company assets and enforces mandatory rest periods.
Holly - Head of Brand Awareness & Side-Eye Compliance
Ensures all messaging passes the “does this look suspicious?” test.
Stella - Payroll & Treat Distribution Specialist
Ensures everyone gets paid… preferably in snacks.
Ivy - Junior Expense Chewer
Destroys unnecessary costs. Sometimes also destroys socks.
Nyx - Chief Energy & Engagement Officer
Leads meetings. Interrupts meetings. Is the meeting.
Flora - Director of Client Relations & Treat Negotiations
Builds trust quickly. Will renegotiate terms for snacks.
Maggie - Director of Rest & Reconciliation
Balances the books… after a nap. Strong believer in work-life balance.
Ishta - VP of Strategic Howl-ocation
Handles long-term planning and occasional dramatic commentary.
Delilah - Chief Purrformance Auditor
Keeps a silent, judgmental eye on all discrepancies. Assumes everything is wrong until proven otherwise.
Blackberry - Pawfit & Loss Analyst
Tracks snack intake vs. energy output (zoomies). Reports consistently show “more treats required.”
Jax - Senior Pawcountant
Handles daily bone transactions and reconciles missing treats. Detail-oriented, unless distracted by squirrels.
Morgana - Chief Mischief Officer
Oversees keyboard sabotage, midnight patrol, and the ongoing enforcement of the rule that all attention belongs to her.
Luna - Chief Comfort Officer
Specializes in chair occupation, moral support, and maintaining a calm, fluffy presence during long work sessions.
Loki - Head of Unauthorized Oversight
Inserts himself into all active projects and refuses to recognize personal space as a valid policy.
Gemini - Paperwork Prevention Specialist
Known for collapsing directly onto important documents and turning active work into supervised cuddle breaks.